4.0 DELI SCRUBS

Why is Bacon so damn delicious?

That's one of those very large and mystical questions like "what is life?" and "how large is the universe?" and should be the topic of a graduate level philosophy class.

I gave some deep thought to your question this morning over breakfast while eating ... bacon ...

Bacon is pretty good stuff. But there's something I've discovered that's simply magical---BEER! Now, if you've never had one let me fill you in on what you've been missing.

BEER
1) Get's you laid
2) Is Christmas in your mouth
3) Improved courage
4) Get's you laid
5) Is nutritious--contains carbs!
6) Makes you a better fighter
7) Improves singing
More man-on-man hugging
9) Makes white guys dance like Sammy Davis Jr.
10) Goes good with Bacon!

"Goes good with bacon" This made me laugh, now the babies upset

well i ain't going to lie, beer tastes good with everything.... just had it in my froot loops this morning, cuz i keeps it gangsta!!!but to run down that list.... what beer can ultimatley lead to....

1)gets you laid= you can be in big trouble with this one ask scott.
2)tasts like christmas in your mouth= that may not be whats in your mouth?
3)improves courage=thats how limbs get broken, and black eyes magically appear
4)gets you laid= again ask scott how that turned out?
5)carbs= look back to #2
6)you fight better= look back to #3
7)improves singing=well yes it does!
man on man hugging= look at last halloweens pictures
9)white guys dancing= im up to see that!
10)good with bacon=yes good with anything like i said before!
11)either way you look at it... its always a good night!!!!

I need some help. I've been wondering if anyone thinks using bacon grease would be good to use for breaking in a new glove?

Annnd, post 300 for Commish--Sperminator7, a true legend of the blog....

Bacon Grease gets real hard when it gets on clothes or leather. Sorry D

But isn't a little hardened pork fat on your glove a small price to pay to spend the day enjoying the scent of God's gift to meat? I'm personally thinking of dipping the scorebook in bacon grease.