4.0 DELI SCRUBS

Ok since nobody is using this site anymore lets spice it up.....

Who would win in a fight....

Kenny vs. Brandon C= Equally matched same height and weight

Gino vs. Brandon D= Good fight, quick

Doug H vs. Doug S= This would be great becasue you would yell "go Doug" and cheer for both

Peter vs. Dom= Would be a good fight with all their kung fu skills

Scott vs. Nick= Some hard hits, winded after 1 min

Matt M vs. Kevin= Might be a good one....

Dan vs. Matty= This would be great to see both talk shit before the fight

Cole vs. Shane= 6' 6" vs. 6' 6" some hay maker shots here

Kenny vs Brandon. C==Kenny wins in a judges decision,...both fighters likely to be pulling hair and threatening to call mommy.

Gino vs. Brandon. D==Gino takes an early beating, but the Italian Stallion connects with a late fight left hook that sends Dripps to the canvas for the TKO.

Doug.H vs Dougy Fresh==Poppa Herman has some heavy fists and has the advantage of Old Man Strength. Early first round KO of D-Fresh.

Peter vs. Dom==Dom has more experience duh! But while Dom is celebrating his victory, Peter the lover swoops Dom's lady for the ultimate victory.

Scott vs. Nick==Scott, you'd be winded, but Nick will be able to maintain. Nick will need a shower to get all Scott's blood off in the quickest of all matches.

Matt. M vs. Kevin==Matt has youth on his side, though Kevin is the family man. He might get inspired when he hears one of his kids cheering from the stands. I give this one in a judges decision also to Matt.

Dan vs. Matty==Yes, the pre-match weigh in stair down and shit talking would be an instant classic,...especially if an umpire is the ref, but I would take down Matty easily and my ground and pound skills would take care of the rest. Trust me, I'm a Pit bull when push comes to shove.

Cole Train vs. Shane==Another great bought, this one could go the distance, but Shane has a bit of a weight advantage and use to be black. Shane takes it cause Cole has no relief.

OK, troops ... now that I've talked major shit in your defense ... learned from THE MASTER SHIT TALKER (Scrubs #7) ... on the SDABL board, we may all get a chance to kick some ass. See "This weekend" thread on SDABL.com.

When this 320 pound, 6 foot 7 cretin with bulging muscles and the hair all worn off his knuckles from dragging them comes to kill me, you all have my back, right? (Otherwise, I'll have to rely on Old Man Strength to rip out his spleen and shove it up his ass all by myself!)

since nobody is using this site anymore lets spice it up

Scott - you're right. If nobody is using it, shall we put it out of its misery? Don't mind the work of maintaining it but if it's just you and Dan and Gino ... well ... you all have each other's cell phone numbers and can text insults to one another!

New Fight update...Doug H. vs. The SDABL Shit talker

I bet this guy works as a telemarketer and has nothing to do but sit behind the computer and talk shit.....its so easy to talk trash 3rd party but face to face is different......

Would love to know what team this guy is on.....when do we play this team next? Cole has a mean fast ball that can get a little out of control ha ha right to the dome

Let's take this to a entirley differen't level. The best Tag Team Ultimate Fighters on the SD Scrubs. We all remember the days before UFC, and we were limited to the only guys soap opera known to man kind: Professional Wrestling

The Rock 'N' Roll Express - Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson

The Hart Foundation- Bret The Hitman' Hart and Jim The Anvil' Neidhart, managed by The Mouth Of The South' Jimmy Hart

The Scrubs possibly could put on a very entertaining Match between:

Double or Nothing Foundation- Scott V. & Nicky G

Vs.

The Twin Towers - XS Extreme Shane & The Cole Train


The Double or Nothing Foundation, Inc. - the legacy will live on, and will continue to live on forever, and they will without a doubt go down as one of, if not the greatest and most decorated Tag Teams in the history of the sport itself.

The Twin Towers Express - Are famous for their powerful hard hitting maneuvers, a lot of which are not permitted at this time in America, therefore, the Twin Towers are really in their best element in Japan where they are the current World Champs!

What about the current Mexican Tag-Team Wrestling Champs: Peter and Dom aka The Taco Shop? There signature move "The Flying Burrito" off the top ropes is deadly. Watch out!

How about the father/son team of Dan and Doug AKA "The Spermanators"

Trademark move Dan Dresses in his Halloween costume and nuts all over the opposing team. while Doug throws Jack Daniels bottles as they wipe the jiz out of their eyes

HAHAHAHA, Perfect! I'm in Poppa Herman, that costume should be my uniform, and my dad could dress like,...well Jack Daniel's.

And yes, I have grabbed your ass,...and the only one who shows resistance is Peter.

Trouble is, Jack only provides the goggles. Through which EVERYTHING looks pretty good. You'll have to trust me on that.