4.0 DELI SCRUBS

TOP 10 REASONS BASEBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX. . .
10. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY
9. YOU CAN COUNT ON IT AT LEAST 4 TIMES A WEEK
8. YOU HAVE A COACH TO TELL YOU WHEN TO ADVANCE
7. WHEN YOU ARE TIRED, YOU ALWAYS GET RELIEVED
6. IF YOU STRIKE OUT ONCE, YOU STILL HAVE AT LEAST 2 MORE TIMES TO GET A HIT
5. UP TO 4 PEOPLE CAN SCORE AT ONCE
4. POP UPS ARE FREQUENT
3. 30,000 PEOPLE CHEER WHEN YOU SCORE
2. AFTER 7 INNINGS, YOU GET TO STRETCH
1. YOU CAN GET A HOMERUN WITHOUT ANY FOREPLAY

I want to add a few of my own:

#11...You can spit on your hands to 'grease up' the balls without anyone getting grossed out.

#12...'Hitting' it safely 3 out of 10 times is considered good!

#13....Switch hitting isn't gay.

I know you got a few more in you DHerm...

#14- In baseball, nobody comments on the size of your bat, as long as you know what to do with it.

#15- In baseball, you don't feel guilty about winning the ugly ones.

#16- In baseball, you can go a couple months without scoring and your balls won't hurt.

#17- If you have to take a piss during a baseball game, you can say "Excuse me, I gotta drain the swamp" and you don't lose style points.

#18- You can be absolutely certain that, nine months after a baseball game, the other teams lawyers won't call, asking for half of your pre-tax income for the next eighteen years.




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What takes longer, running from first base to second, or from second to third?

Second to third, because you have to go through a shortstop.