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The greatest manager and lineup

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The greatest manager and lineup

Postby Doc » Sun Aug 01, 2010 12:18 am

You're welcome
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Re: The greatest manager and lineup

Postby Pedro » Sun Aug 01, 2010 12:33 am

I've never seen a more productive and efficient lineup then the one this Saturday. Everyone was hitting and I think it was because of where everyone was batting in the lineup. It was one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen in my 6 years of adult league baseball. If I wasn't wearing compression shorts you would have seen my boner in all it's glory. Derek you are amazing and for that I thank you!
I'm going to turn this team around 360 degrees!
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Re: The greatest manager and lineup

Postby Jesse25 » Sun Aug 01, 2010 10:37 am

An armless man in a long jacket walks into a bathroom and stands by a urinal...

Soon seeing he needs help to use the toilet he asks a closeby man, " Can you help me point my penis" ?

The man reluctantly accepted but, decided not to look at the mans penis. After a few seconds of holding it he thinks, " Hey! I'm grabbing it right"? " So I should look, I have a right"!

He looks down at the mans member and sees that it is beyond hidious. Startled he jumps back and lets go, asking. " What the hell is wrong with it ?"

The "armless" man pulls his arms out of his jacket and says "I dunno, but, I ain't touchin' it." and walks away.
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