4.0 DELI SCRUBS

Scrubs, many thanks for the gift. It was certainly not necessary because if I wasn't having fun being part of the Scrubs organization, I wouldn't be doing it. But the fine Jack Daniels products will definitely be enjoyed (responsibly, of course, because all the advertising says that's what you have to do.."Enjoy our products responsibly." Whatever that means.)

I love spending a few hours every weekend with you guys! Kick some ass two weeks from today in the champ game!

GO BIG BLUE!

-Doug

Enjoy our products responsibly."

What does this mean? When I think of the word responsible, I think of different periods of my life, and at the time, the decisions made sense, but looking back were quite dumb.

Jumping off the Mission Bay bridge--dumb
Riding a skateboad down Vista Grande like the Jamacian Bobsled team--dumb
Drinking Jack with Doug Herman--dumb
Giving Doc a ruffie jello-shot--dumb,...but well worth it.
Stuffing a bowl of ice cubes into some girls ass in Vegas--dumb, but funny when my boys roll in the room hahaha
Hanging out in Freshes garage near "The Machine"--Dumb, mmmm me likey East Germany booze!
Running 60 yards to left field to dive for a ball when Peter apparently could jog 10ft to make the catch--dumb, I'm a web gem whore...