4.0 DELI SCRUBS

I'm just glad I could carry the team today verses the Mission Village idiots....

Let me recap my historic game.....

I arrived at the field only to find Dan has backed out of the bet....can you blame him under my soft exterior you will find a well oiled machine.....

I must admit my first plate appearance was not a highlight.....but then I realized I did not drink any Grape G2 "what was I thinking"

So I went to the dugout and knew I had to get some G2 pumping through my body FAST......

My next at bat was a rip to the 3rd baseman.....A single

My 3rd at bat was a rip again to the 3rd baseman...Dont ask me how he even got a glove on the ball? But as I was gliding down first I realized the ball was overthrown......This is when I turned the afterburners on...I started to hear the song from Top Gun "Danger Zone"....The G2 was pumping.....I rounded 2nd, 3rd, and started to make my way home....I made it half way to home before the 1st baseman even realized that he did not catch the overthrown ball.....I was like a gazelle.....The worst part was the umps wanted to call the game for 9 innings so they sent me back to 2nd.....can you blame the umps seeing such a athlete on the field is a treat......I know that I asked for a pinch runner but I wanted to pad another member of the Scubs team stats....That is what a true Manager does, looks out for the smaller people......

I then decided that team needed me on 1st base.....a ball was hit at least 500 feet in the air....I heard the whole infield saying "I cant see that ball its so high in the air"....Once again thank god I was on first.....I tracked the ball with precision....It reminded me of going Downtown and sleeping with every women I wanted to take home.....It was a great feeling knowing the Scrubs team had me on the team......

I had one more at bat......another single.....I could have turned it into a triple but I did not want inconvenience Doug by marking the score book with a line that went around all the bags......Once again looking out for the team......

And then Gino heard Doug say that the top of the line up was up next....Gino pulled me off to the side and told me in confidence " Scott I cant handle 2nd base can you help me out" Once again the team player I am I went to 2nd.....just like clockwork......a screaming ball came in my direction.....in text book fasion I grounded the ball and ended the game.....

You are welcome SCRUBS

Yes Scott, that was the greatest athletic performance I've ever seen from you. I'm surprised the other team didn't request a urine sample to check for horse tranquilizers! I'm not sure which play was better, your sliding knee catch reminded me of gay exotic dancer thrusting for a package, the acrobatic maneuver trying to get around the tag at third or you trying to go for the inside the park HR on a pickoff dead ball from 1st base Interestingly I was the third base coach on that play and I had my arms straight up yelling STOP and he kept sprinting with all the grace of a gazelle through a serengeti grassland. It's a good thing they got the ball in, Scott would have likely ran over the poor old catch as if he were standing between Scott and the buffet table.

GO BIG SCRUBS!!! Way to finally finish off some fuking turds!!! No mercy this weekend, let's WIN two TOGETHER. 100% on every play.

Play the link below--What Scott WON'T do at third base.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SpB2U58CjPQ