4.0 DELI SCRUBS

FYI, please don't tell me a few days before new season of softball that you are not playing! We now have barely 9 guys, and I'm the only one who can find new players for some reason. Or also tell me a hour before the game you are not coming and I am calling random people to play I haven't talked to for 5 years! We have to play this season because I have already payed for it, but I think this might be the last time, and I will join another team. This is not directed at 1 person, this happens all the time by many players.

Hey G, I'll try and find someone, everyone I hang with is already on the team or is a soccer player. I'll throw it out to some of the them. What about asking Jason? Shoemaker? I think he lives in RSD. Nicky Beers? Big Deli? Doc? Doc--you pussy, just play catcher! Place an add in craigslist or perhaps we can pick up Jimmy? Hell Fresh, we should just make Devin play! I love going out there and playing softball, especially during the spring when it isn't fucking wet and freezing out there. Pony up boys, finds some players!

I have already turned over every one of those rocks. Nick is half the games, Jason playes on Tabu sushi and said he will try to play sometimes.

My bitching has worked, we now have 12 guys. We still need 1 more, since a few of them are part time.