4.0 DELI SCRUBS

First, I didn't know how homophobic I was until we started playing a lot of games at Monte Vista JV. Those bunkers don't allow for much 'spreading.' First you have to duck to enter and then you have to creep around each other to find a position to sit a single cheek. I can't help but think I'm in a Peruvian prison locked up abroad!

Now to the game. Game was fun cause we won, but it was the fun and relaxed mood that won that game. I really missed the 4-7 inning, that's how chill it was. We were pumped at times, but handled business when we needed to without blowing our mojo.

Next victim is the Chods, as smelly , shitty fish who's smell resembles some PB skank that Brent pulls out of the Bar each Friday night as he gets ready for the mornings game. We should roll this team, do work son...

As I read Dan's game-ball post just a second ago, I thought (I don't know why) "Am I the only person to have won the game ball when we lost the game?"

I know Dan said we do the game ball every game, but do we really? Some one help me refresh my memory, am I blocking out the game ball ritual during past loses, or did it only become apparent that we do in fact give game balls on loses because I got one two games ago--after a loss.

Somebody who was awarded a game ball after a lost game please stand up!

the Chods, as smelly , shitty fish

I too was curious about this team's name so I went Googling.

Wikipedia has several definitions:

Chod may refer to:
* An acronym for Chief of Defence.
* Chöd, an advanced spiritual practice and discipline arising from confluences of Bonpo, Mahasidda, Nyingmapa traditions and now practiced throughout the schools of Tibetan Buddhism.
* A Hindi/Urdu slang word for fuck.
* Ch'od, a fictional character in the Marvel Universe.
* A tradition for safety
* Chod region (Czech: Chodsko, German: Chodenland), an ethnographical region around Domažlice in West Bohemia, Czechia

But then I went to the Urban Dictionary, which has something much different:

1. chod
A dick that is wider than long

Assuming none of these guys is Secretary Gates, the US Chief of Defense, this means they are either:
--- Eastern spiritualists
--- Hindu fucks
or
--- very strange Johnsons.

You choose.

I think they meant it to be a Chode. The part right in between your asshole and your balls. It's an extremely sensitive area known for making your climax above average> That's the rumor anyways...

Yes Brandon, game balls go out win or lose. Scooter got the game ball the first game we lost (the opener).

A dick that's wider than longer? WTF, how cruel...