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Keith Stone Smooth Moments

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Keith Stone Smooth Moments

Postby Sperminator7 » Tue Nov 09, 2010 9:39 pm

I know you've all see the Keystone Light commercials with Keith Stone. Well I happen to enjoy a cool, crisp generic Coors Light (Coors makes Keystone) and they are now printing Keith Stone quotes on the cans.

Smooth Moments
Smooth: A hole in one
Smoother: That's not on the putt-putt course

Smooth: Getting a cat out of tree
Smoother: Getting a fireman out of the tree

A pledge to Mr. Stone:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLStB-0K-jQ
IF YOU AREN'T DOING WORK, GRAB A SHOVEL SON!!!
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Re: Keith Stone Smooth Moments

Postby Sperminator7 » Tue Nov 09, 2010 9:50 pm

Also, I gotta give Doc props for introducing me to Keystone Light. It took some effort, but he weaned me off the Zima and replaced it with cheap swill beer. Thanks man...
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Re: Keith Stone Smooth Moments

Postby Doc » Thu Nov 11, 2010 5:22 pm

You're welcome.
Smooth: Getting Dan to drink beer.
Smoother: Getting Dan to drink "cheap swill beer."
Still petting my "hairless cat"
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Re: Keith Stone Smooth Moments

Postby GoBigRed » Thu Nov 11, 2010 7:02 pm

Smooth: Getting Dan to drink beer.

Big accomplishment there, Doc. If you called it "beer" Dan would slurp up the puddle behind a diabetic horse.
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Re: Keith Stone Smooth Moments

Postby Doc » Thu Nov 11, 2010 8:27 pm

Smooth: Dan before puberty
Smoother:Dan after puberty
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Re: Keith Stone Smooth Moments

Postby Sperminator7 » Fri Nov 12, 2010 9:39 am

Smooth: Dan before puberty
Smoother:Dan after puberty


Is this a shaving jab at me? All I got to say is my balls are smoother than yours...
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