4.0 DELI SCRUBS

For a look into the exciting life of #25


Did you know?
That when Jesse doesnt play baseball he is an aspiring trumpet player.
Once Jesse ate 185 shrimp at a Red Lobster falling 13 short of the record
Jesse enjoys the indoors and really big TV's


I'll update this blog whenever I get a chance.

Going to see some owl movie in 3D at the rancho san diego movie theatre. Most likely gonna eat Rubios for dinner. I cant pass up Rubios when I am close to one.

Just got back from the owl movie. Really good flick if your into fantasy sci fi stuff. Movie hopped right on over to Inception, and caught the last hour of it. I have to admit I was pretty lost but the visuals were amazing. I'm probably gonna settle down and play some online poker and either lose 10 bucks or win alot more =)

p.s Rubios was fantastic, but I am wondering why they only do 1 tortilla per fish taco now instead of 2 like the old days. I feel cheated, I WANT MY CARBS

Rubios was fantastic, but I am wondering why they only do 1 tortilla per fish taco now instead of 2 like the old days. I feel cheated, I WANT MY CARBS

If you need more carbs--drink some beer! See, it's this delicious fluid and comes in many styles and would make the Owl movie really good. Just saying...

Me personal, right now I am eating a bowl of oatmeal, with approx 40g of chocolate protein powder and with a table spoon of peanut butter. Washing it down with a Lo-Carb Monster while watching Barleys English Premire league soccer. My first 16 oz of stimulates for the day. I'll need another 24oz today from my NoExplode and coffee to reach my 40oz/day habit. I think it will help me get a couple SB's closer to Mr. Henderson today...

Jesse I have a few questions for you....

In the morning do you put on your pants with the left or right leg 1st?

If you could relive one day of your past what would it be?

What is the name of your dog?

Do you and Jimmy stay up all night talking about baseball?

Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

What are you afraid of?

Do you and the wife like to go antiquing on the weekends?

How many beads usually come on a pearl necklace?

Bbq pit or The Wrangler?

What is your perfect meal? example: ribs from Phil's bbq, McDonald fry's, Beef and Bun chocolate shake....

How do you avoid the back-splash when you are pissing in a stand up urinal?

If you were to piss in snow what would you write?

Who on the Scrubs is the next person to get married?

In the morning do you put on your pants with the left or right leg 1st? Right leg

If you could relive one day of your past what would it be? My wedding day

What is the name of your dog? UNA

Do you and Jimmy stay up all night talking about baseball? no

Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? yes, some "Go Girl Energy Drink" cases

What are you afraid of? Mice

Do you and the wife like to go antiquing on the weekends? Not really we usually like to hang out at home with the kid/dogs

How many beads usually come on a pearl necklace? I usually have about 3 tablespoons per pearl necklace

Bbq pit or The Wrangler? Thats a trick question, same place

What is your perfect meal? example: ribs from Phil's bbq, McDonald fry's, Beef and Bun chocolate shake.... janets Cafe(alpine) Biscuits and gravy

How do you avoid the back-splash when you are pissing in a stand up urinal? You can't, just take your lumps and have your legs smell like piss.If you were to piss in snow what would you write? Help

Who on the Scrubs is the next person to get married? Me(after my divorce) jk jk probably Derek

What the hell man, I woke up at 7am this moring after falling sleep to the padres replay around 1:15am. I miss being able to sleep until 2 in the afternoon. Carpe Diem I guess. I wanna eat some oatmeal this morning, but can't find the brown sugar that is a key ingredient in my recipe. I guess I'm on the cereal train yet again.

I woke up at 6:15 this morning to a shit storm from my Corgi and after 30 minutes of clean up and 15 dry heaves I was off to the garage for a Red Bull.
Will take the wifes advice and make the dogs sleep downstairs.
Made scrambled eggs and bacon for breakfast.
1:30 games suck but give you ample time to unload the morning shit.
Sitting here in full gear waiting to leave and contemplating whether or not now is a good time to apply my eyeblack.
Time for another Red Bull so I get the crash in the first inning.
Drive safe everyone and see you at the ball field.
Go get em Scrubs....

getting dressed for battle. I like the when I put my baseball gear on, it's like i'm preparing for an epic event. I take my time and slowly visualize us winning and how were gonna do it. I make sure my socks are fitting just right, my underwear is always navy blue on gameday by the way. Visualize my underwear, see the pitch, my penis just fell through the underwear hole. WHY THE FUCK DO THEY MAKE PENIS HOLES IN UNDERWEAR!!!???

Scorebook is set up, rake is in the truck. A nice afternoon in the '70s ahead down at the coast instead of the scorcher the valley is about to enjoy.
Kick some ass, Scrubs!

Just got home, we lost, again...Just wanted to share my memory of that game with ya'll. Here is a foul ball I smashed off my shin/calf. I took it like a man, but it was heated the rest of the game.

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On the drive home I was wondering if I should have made Jesse listen to me when I asked if he wanted a non runner.....

Only to come home to find my wife breast feeding on the couch.... Damm kid gets all the action now!!!

Cooked up some turkey patties with avocado and a side of canned corn...

Kid is sleeping now....which means he will be up all night, in return I will also be awake.... feel free to call me if you need a ride home from the bar...

Hope the leg injury isn't as serious as it looked. Please keep us posted on how you're doing. Scrubs are hoping for your quick recovery. We need you, Big Guy!

Hey thanks for the well wishers. Hamstring is torn and looking at being on the shelf for about 4-5 weeks. Maybe I can pinch hit or something sooner.

On a side note I just drank a cold glass of water with a hydroxycut.

Just woke up, drinking an NoExplode with Cell Mass and chewing on a few muscle volumizing Nitrix tablets. I'm starting to get a bit excited to do legs at the gym here in about an hour.

Thought I'd tweek my fantasy team a bit before the games start to ensure I start someone who will have 1 catch for 7 yards, and sit some players who will have the game of their life. Usually the story with my team. I have a strong feeling I will win today though vs. Gino's small cannolis, can't start the baseball and fantasy season 0-3!

Not hungover on Sunday morning either! First time in a while, ran out of Keystone light around 7pm last night, didn't feel like getting more, so I killed Megan's bottle of Barefoot Resling while she was gone--I'll hear about this later. Good stuff though, a bit like welchers grape juice...