4.0 DELI SCRUBS

...not sure if laying down on your couch watching hot women run around your screen hitting and chasing a ball in very short shorts that have a Red, White and Blue theme interests you or not but I'd thought share some insight...

USA Softabll has 8 games left before they head to China and not mention the a few hot woman all over your screen there is some solid ball going on. Plus I know we have a few Softball 'Leaguers' on the Scrubs.

With a record of 51-1, the U.S. is hitting a remarkable .432 as a team and has outscored opponents 599-26. Leftfielder Jessica Mendoza (Camarillo, Calif.) leads all batters with a .474 batting average with 16 home runs and a team-high 83 RBI. Bustos has a team-high 23 home runs while Kelly Kretschman (Indian Harbour Springs, Fla.) has earned a team-high 46 walks. Lead off hitter Natasha Watley (Irvine, Calif.) is a perfect 20-for-20 in stolen bases and is No. 2 on the team for batting average at .422.

Not to mention they play another team boys and by the way they have bunny's too.

Yes Coach, some of those softball girls are hot, but many are husky man-girls! I think womens softball is 2nd in lesbians behind basketball. It just goes to show some girls know how to 'play' too.

I think womens softball is 2nd in lesbians behind basketball.

But we all know you're a lesbian trapped in a man's body ....

If I'm a lesbian,...then I compare myself to one of the East German athletic experiments of the early 80's. Some of those chicks had facial hair, shoulders like the Hulk, Adams Apples, and bulges in their shorts. No wonder they set so many world records in athletics.

But athleticism isn't your most important lesbian trait. It's that you like chicks.

Lesbians are nice
Fags are gross

Just wanted to clear the air

Hey Scotty, did you get front row seats to the gay pride parade in Hillcrest next week? Maybe after you can head over to the Brass Rail for cock-tails. Sure it will be upside down barstool night so bring any 3 of your boyfriends with you, Playa!