4.0 DELI SCRUBS

Just noticed that the Scrubs Board has gone a whole week without a post. What does that mean?

I work a 60 hour week and cant find time to post... and since I cant post nobody can make fun of me... thats what most of the topics were about...

Ok lets start it back up...

I nominate Peter to be the Manager next year... look what he is bringing to the table.. accounting skills, good looks, and the ability to tell Jesse that he is a 9 spot hitter...

Here is an idea for Doug... this week take a picture of one of the players... post it online and ask the team to critique it.... take a picture of me at the plate... that would be a novel

Ran into Justin Cole at the deli the other day...kinda funny he said his arm is TOAST... wont throw again unless its against Jimmy... Ohh how I miss the days of picking up Cole wasted in PB before each game...

Matty said he is naming his kid Cole??? Has Matty been jealous all these years?

Do you ever wander if Gino will ever slide?

Can you imagine being in 7th grade calling Dan ... Mr. Herman ?

Do you ever wander if Jodi is reading this post checking up on Peter?

Do you think anybody has a secret Twitter account on our team?

Do you think Dan uses the same razor to shave his legs, balls, and face? or does he have 3 different razors?

Sure we all love playing baseball... but personally I think the best part of the game is getting away from my wife and kid... anybody else feel the same way?

What ever happened to ecto coolor with slimmer on the front of the juice box?

First off I will not be taking over as manager next season. I'd rather just show up and play plus who would I bitch at when I don't like where I'm hitting at?

You bring up some really interesting questions Scott. Like I don't think I've ever "wandered" if Jodi reads these because I don't know how you could walk around aimlessly if Jodi reads these. I have wondered that though.

I am also disappointed that they stopped selling ecto coolers. That shit was tasty and I think it would have been really good with vodka.

Do you ever wander if Gino will ever slide?

G wouldn't slide at home to be the winning running of game 7 of the World Series. I mean com' on, how many times have we seen the Gdawg 'flip' on a ground ball to second, never gets his back dirty?? Amazing!

Do you ever wander if Jodi is reading this post checking up on Peter?

Trust me, Jodi has Peter's place bugged up with mini cams, and recorders. It's hard to shake a stage-5 clinger!

Can you imagine being in 7th grade calling Dan ... Mr. Herman ?

It's better than what they call me under their breath: Cock sucker, dick-head, SOB, asshole, etc...

Do you think Dan uses the same razor to shave his legs, balls, and face? or does he have 3 different razors?

I shave in this order, Face, arms, chest, legs, and balls,....ok, that's not true, I shave totally at random, and sometime it does start at the sac....

What ever happened to ecto coolor with slimmer on the front of the juice box?

I miss ecto Hi-C too, I have fond memories of that popular juice box and my Dukes of Hazard lunch box.

I'm here, and wtf was an ecto cooler? Was it like the Squeeze-it?

Haha, a Squeeze-It, don't get me started on those things. Good stuff. I'm off to play Excitebike...