4.0 DELI SCRUBS

Fist bumping MR. H before a game, eye black, shiny white spikes, high blue stirrups, cracked legendary bats, laughs, e-1's, e-2's, e-everyones, atta boys, spandex shorts, wristwatches, big lippers, hangovers, 6 finger kids, pinch runners, non runners, hit by pitch, hits, hits, hits, Docs followthough, Gdawgs clean pants, Dans sprint to 1st base, Sitters Granny, Brandons bruised hand, mattys clock, matts glove breaking, Skooters Segway, Skottys after game cigs, Brents punctuality, Jesses tight jersey, Coles random stories, new guys names, all in all a pretty cool bunch and I get a boner thinking about playing on saturdays with you guys

Ha I like it. You can't forget Mitch's mouth; and the Salvaggio hamstring.

If I was to die today and take a few memories from the past seasons.....

Rob: stealing home yelling "dont fuc*ing swing"...

Dan: Getting on the mound pitching 4 pitches and telling me his arm is toast....

Peter: Getting on the mound and somehow achieving a 99.9 ERA, or Barona chasing after the dog in left field

Brent: As I walk out to the mound to pull him he says...."dont pull me my parents are in the stands"...or every week he somehow looses his car in PB....

Gino: Going after a ground ball at 2nd base and somehow does a somersault to get the runner out at 1st

Derek: After the Scrubs are up 14 runs...Derek steps up to the plate with bases loaded and hits a grand slam...only to watch the pitcher throw his mitt into the dugout

Brandon: taking a hard hit ball off his chest at Short Stop and still getting the out

Jesse: After getting a hit and turning it into a double....he then decides to pitch....throws about 6 pitches and calls me out to the mound....sweating bullets and looking like he is 2 seconds away from a heart attack....asked to be pulled...

Doug: Using the Hammer, or Justin packing Dougs dip and it fly open spreading all over the dugout...

Matt M: Kenny is pitching....I yell out watch this guy will hit a home run on the next pitch.... needless to say the guy hits a home run...Kenny throws his glove and sits on the bench...Matt says "quit being a pu**y and finish the game...., or every game making fun of old man river....

A few more photos from the Scrubs picture book:

-- Scott, returning from behind the plate, announces, “I just shit my pants.”

-- Dan, after being ejected, to the home plate umpire (who barely spoke English and probably thinks he was being hit on): “I’ll see you later, sweetheart.” The Blue was probably waiting in the parking lot after the game, thinking he had a date.

-- Matty (any number of times): “That’s a BALK, Blue … he can’t do that … that’s a BALK!” (Matty has never won that one yet, so he’s due.)

-- Rob quitting chaw. Every single game, for two solid years. And never making it past the fourth inning before loading up. And never actually buying any of his own.

-- At Monte Vista JV, after Martin hits about eight third-strike foul balls in a row, Scott says "$20 says he hits the lion picture on the third base dugout on the next pitch." Before I can get my money out, Matt unloads a rocket ... right on the lion's nose.

-- Dom passes out on Gino’s neighbor’s lawn. I topple over in Scott’s back yard. Nearly every Scrub shows up for a morning game sometime not just hung over, but still completely shit-faced. We should start our own chapter of AA. But they'd most likely have a problem with Fresh's Jagermeister machine at the meetings.

-- The 7-11 bag.

-- Peter’s run of the century vs the Bandits (the only time we ever beat them).

-- Delly cruises in (most games) with two out in the top .. or sometimes the bottom .. of the first.

-- This spring’s game at Damato Field, including the “beef jerky” that Bones, the A’s “field police,” still thinks everyone was chewing.

-- Derek’s (former) girlfriend makes a massive beer run during a game at Point Loma (during the Jimmy era). Jimmy freaks as we all settle into the stands and proceed to pound down a few cold ones after the game. Freaks even further when players from the other team join us.

Tell me this isn’t FUN!

Let's not forget the instant classic of Derek getting out twice in one inning: once on purpose cause he's about to shit himself, then runs to the local McDonalds and while gone Scrubs have a big inning and Derek makes the 2nd out cause he hasn't returned yet! Must have been chilli night....

Click the link to see JC in his uniform:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac_BZZ49 ... re=related

Ha! No not a chilli night it was an Old E night.

Skott-Always telling me "he see's angels" before each at bat. Or him clearing the dugout after each fart, sitting in his own filth giggling.

You can't forget Matt's pants. Pulling it out of his bag, with dead flies attached to it. That pair of pants is now used in Iraq as a biological weapon.

Finally, the greatest classic, Dan doing signs, giving himself a hit and run, runner steals, and he still doesn't swing. Only person I know to give a sign and forget that he gave it!!

Yes, I can never bitch about not having signs. I'm in the batters box giving signs (other team was thinking "what a dip-shit" about me) and you're right Doc, I put in the hit-and-run and didn't swing??? I think my 'Fresh' (**New term for an excuse in baseball--thank me later Doug) was it wasn't a strike??? Just sad....