4.0 DELI SCRUBS

Last week Nick mentioned 30 women in 365 days.....
What are your thoughts.....
That is at least 2 a month and some months 3 or more......
I wish him good luck but.....he better be on Myspace, Match, Eharmony, Singles.net etc.....

Yes, I heard this also. Is there some kind of 'quality' control clause in this attempt? He can't just sand bag a bunch of heffers, and Scott's mom can he? Either way, I don't see the point.

No way Nick makes 30 women! He must be getting a little crazy since he is going to be 30 soon! I say he is in a committed relationship before he gets to 10 women!

If he's going to average a different one every 10+days, that doesn't leave much room for being selective. So he'll die of some really disgusting STD or be shot by a pissed off boyfriend/husband of the Lakeside variety before he gets anywhere near Day 365.

My money is on Grego nailing 30 white trash, meth addicted Hemet women before Nick even gets to 30.....

Shit maybee if Nick was working with my body, Dennis's Ohio Charm, Gino's bank roll when the mortgage industry was hot, and Dans cocky attitude....maybee he would have a chance

Nick .....How are you COMMING along?

Do you have 1 in the books yet

He's probably gonna bang the same chick every 10.3 days, and use 'roll' playing to create the 'different' woman affect. One day it will be the French Maid, then a Hooters girl, possible a girl from his gym, god knows he'd never sleep with one of them

How about an Update NICK?

oh Scott that reminds me I saw the flier that you put up for the thing that you're selling. It looks like some people are interested in it cause a few of the tabs with your number on it were ripped off. Here is a picture that I took to show you.



By the way how was the Pink Taco? I heard it gets pretty crazy there on Friday nights but then again I don't have to tell you that! Well anyway just wanted to let you know the good news and best of luck with the sell!

How about an Update Nick?

...I'll give you 2 guesses but I bet you only NEED "ONE"..there Mr. Herman
I'm going to say "Take the Under" on this one.

Although Nick I wouldn't be the Man, the Mith, aaaand the Legend all wrapped up into ONE for nothing, so I'm going to throw out some Coach Shane juice for you. Some real good JUJU..

THIS CAN BE DONE!! I've done the numbers!

1.) First and foremost YOU MUST BELIEVE in yourself and in your abilities to get the job done. Let's face it you have your work cut out for you.

2.) How can you HIT a TARGET YOU CAN'T SEE? Always know your numbers Nicky dam it! There are exactly 201 days left this year! If you started January 1st, 2008 Holy mother mary of Jesus Joseph I warn you...and also we don't have your current number at the moment so who knows where your at?

3.) We start a secret website to help you fundraise the funds to support your night life campaign it will take to close all this wool. You feel me right?! Going out to the clubs and the bars will be easy and you could pull it off without really dropping a fortune, but how about having the funds raised from a secret website to assist with a stay at the Hyatt or Hard Rock here and there. Having a a few G's in the pocket rolling deep buying drinks for not just the ladies but the whole establishment. You can say your Darien McFaddens personal trainer and just buy any girl any drink all night long. Dude your closing percentage will skyrocket! It will be like a trust fund.

4.) GET AN ASSISTANT to help with the audit. A nice little bunny. All of us can't follow you around all night and blow up your football and baseball stories to help you get laid, so hire someone that can keep count accurately and record you or something because you'll be so hammered between now and XMAS my prediction is you'll lose count from all the liver lotion you'll need to get through all these woman, you need help.

5.) No matter what happens...Don't GIVE UP, Don't Ever Give Up

6.) Any type of Audio/Video/Photo evidence will really help because I could see the bets getting big here between the boys so we'll need evidence or instant replay in some cases. Also helps for making sure your not staging the scenes to inflate your numbers.

7.) AND MOST IMPORTANTLY Don't EVER EVER and I MEAN EVER LEAVE YOUR WING MAN.

GRIP AND RIP IT!

Just checking - we're at August 17 - what's the count?

The count is likely TWO,...his left hand and his right hand,...or maybe just one if he is unable to switch fist.